Designer Disasters

I am willing to bet there isn’t anyone connected to the construction industry who hasn’t, at some time or other, viewed the plans of a home owner or interior designer with some misgivings or downright disbelief. Usually the concerns centre around the wisdom of shocking pink paint on the kitchen ceiling or pure white eggshell on the walls in the toddlers bedroom, possible miscalculations which are easily corrected. Flooring however, is rather more permanent and therefore, expensive and intrusive to replace, so why are aesthetics allowed to completely overrule practicality in so many instances? Speak to anyone in the stone industry and they will tell you how few homeowners realise how high maintenance their beautiful (when new) marble, travertine or terracotta flooring will be compared to porcelain. Wood flooring has its equivalents.

Hardwood Floors, oak, maple, beech, ash

I started laying wood flooring in about 1996 in Ireland; at that time the overwhelming influence in wood floors was that of the returning emigrants who had live in America. They had gotten used to beautiful hardwood flooring, predominantly oak, often maple and occasionally beech, ash or elm. These are all sensible choices, attractive, very durable, finish well with just about any type of product. In the case of oak (okay I admit it, I love the stuff) it is also very flexible in as much as it can be made lighter by bleaching, lime washing or white oiling/waxing, kept neutral by using water based primers and finishes, enhanced by using alcohol based primers (or the latest generation of colour enhancing water based primers) or darkened by staining or smoking.* In short, whatever look you want, with oak you can get it and still have a good floor which can be altered as and when fashion dictates.

Pine Wood Floors

Like all things dictated by human whim (and glossy magazines) very soon oak was passé’, maple mundane and beech boring, we were now entering the Celtic Tiger era (he died of over indulgence in 2008) and now we could buy whatever we wanted and to hell with the consequences. So first up was pitch pine, mostly it wasn’t the real stuff but a ghastly imitation from of all places, Honduras. A nightmare to fit as the boards were wide and very distorted, very often full of large holes which meant high wastage, and containing a very high resin content which made finishing a pain. Also being softwood in most cases it needed serious acclimation time as it was often stored badly at builders merchants, try telling the builder/homeowner the floor needs three weeks (plus) in a heated environment before you’ll lay it!

Cherry Wood Floors

Next up came cherry, now in all fairness it isn’t actually a bad floor but very much “of its time” and therefore dating, you can’t really change it in anyway so you are stuck in a time warp and it’s quite a strong look.

Walnut Floors

Last and very much least in my opinion is the blight that is walnut, if ever there was a look that was done to death and lingered way beyond its time it’s the walnut and cream look. Back to practicalities, with the exception of some American varieties, walnut is by far the most ridiculous choice for flooring that I have come across. To start with it has a very inconsistent density which means that when sanding it you get a lot of “scoop out” of the softer parts of the grain and also those soft areas can really soak up your finishing product as well as being impractical.

Prefinished walnut shows up scratching to a ridiculous degree leading to phone calls within days of fitting from distressed homeowners (still, they should have chosen a catalysed oil finish) and of course leads to much stressing during the fitting process.

Finally of course, when this floor finally does fall off its designer pedestal, there will be absolutely nothing than can be done with its appearance. Before I finish on walnut I just want to point out that the point at which I knew the world had gone mad was when I heard that it had been installed as a sports hall floor somewhere in Northern Ireland, apart from all the above issues, sports hall floors are supposed to be as consistently white as possible to show off the line markings!!

Wood floor staining

The final chapter in this rant against flooring faux pas concerns wood floor staining. In truth, oak (here I go again) is by far the best timber to stain but most of the time when staining is requested it’s in an effort to make a cheap softwood look like quality hardwood, which if you ignore the difference in grain pattern, can be moderately successful. However what is really difficult is when you get a request to match the floor colour to an existing floor, a piece of furniture or a pair of curtains (I kid you not, it happened). Why is this request unreasonable? Well given plenty of time and budget it is achievable, but getting the colour right isn’t just a matter of picking a stain which matters the chosen item. The final colour of the wood is dictated by the stain itself, the type of wood, the original colour of the wood, the level of sanding (rougher wood, darker colour) and the light in the room, so think on before you promise too much!

*Note I haven’t mentioned solvent based finishes, there is no place in anyone’s home for these anymore and even commercially I can only think of one situation where their use is essential.

If you have the legacy of a high maintenance floor that you need some assistance with, or a wood floor that requires restoration, please contact us and we’ll put you in touch with your local floor restoration expert.